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I'm Dannielle, this is my blog.
co-created Everyone is Gay
co-wrote This is a Book For Parents of Gay Kids
created Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber
aaaand I like shoes.

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kristinnoeline:

julianunes:

Ok well I’m dead @dannielleor

Happy Saturday.

CATURDAY. GET IT.

andrope:

i added subtle sass.

On Hickeys: A Kristin & Dannielle Exclusive

  • Kristin: when my parents came to visit my college i had a hickey
  • Dannielle: HAHAHAH
  • Kristin: and my mom saw it and was like 'are you using protection'
  • Dannielle: hahahahhahahahah stop hhahahhaha no lololollol stop i hate it but i love it
  • Kristin: parents are so good at stuff. but to be fair...i do understand that, as a grown woman, you'd ASSUME that you only get a hickey whilst fucking bc its the only time you lose awareness of your self enough to be like...
  • Dannielle: hahahahahha
  • Kristin: WHY DONT YOU SUCK HERE FOR TEN MINUTES so like
  • Dannielle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  • Kristin: in retrospect i get it but at the time i was like
  • Dannielle: yea fair
  • Kristin: OBVIOUSLY THIS HAPPENED ON A DANCE FLOOR WITH A SHIRTLESS BOY WHOSE NAME I NEVER GOT, MOM
  • Dannielle: HAHABAHABAHABAH STOP IT LOLOL
  • Kristin: truth
  • Dannielle: god
  • Kristin: and he was in high school
  • Dannielle: write a memoir now
  • Kristin: visiting the campus so
  • Dannielle: HAHAH OF COURSE HE WAS LOLOLOLL SHUT UP OLOLL
  • Kristin: my roommates and i referred to him for ever after as 'no face no name college'...wait no 'no shirt no name no college.' he had a face
  • Dannielle: LOLOL omg this is ugh. i hate when you tell me stories and they're not like on a podcast
  • Kristin: hahahahahahaha. just remember to bring it up when we are on NPR
  • Dannielle: okay done
  • Kristin: cool
  • Dannielle: "why did you write this book" // "well. kristin got a hickey let's start there'
  • A Cat Rap.

    everyoneisgay:

    WATCH: A Day with Everyone Is Gay!

    We are super excited to share this behind-the-scenes look at what we do, and how we do it!

    <3<3<3

    Produced by Cowboy Bear Ninja

    this is real life

    kristinnoeline:

    amandapalmer:

    I FINISHED MY BOOK!
    I FINISHED MY BOOK!

    I FINISHED MY FUCKING BOOK YESTERDAY AND THEN POSTED THIS PHOTO TO FACEBOOK ONLY TO WATCH MY BOOK CELEBRATION DERAIL INTO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT ARMPIT HAIR!!

    BUT I DON’T CARE

    BECAUSE

    I FINISHEDD MY FUCKING BOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!

    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK
    I FINISHED MY BOOK

    wine

    OMG EXACTLY

    this is a metaphor for life.

    It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.
    — 出典:Hugh Laurie (via larmoyante)

    bjerk:

    can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

    immutableinscrutable:

    How to be good

    How to feel good.

    Johnny Depp in Cry-Baby (1990).

    (Source: moviescans)

    jonny:

    strle:

    petervidani:

    jonny

    had to gaze at this with wonder and joy for a sec before i could reblog. 

    putting out the vibe.

    I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.
    — 出典:― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (via kaelynsiverskyyoga)